Uncle Ray's Interview Corner

 

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Uncle Ray Talks Baseball, Baseball,

and More Baseball with League Founder
and Spiritual Leader, Rob Booth!

UNCLE RAY:  Howdy Doody, Rob!
ROB BOOTH:  What the fuck do you mean by that crack, Ray?
UR:  Holy potty mouth, young fella!  I was just sayin' "Howdy"! 
RB:  Ray, I endured all sorts of shit during my last year leading my  
league, but the worst thing was the totally unfair and inaccurate
comparison of me with Howdy Doody!  I don't look like Howdy
Doody!  I don't look like Howdy Doody!  I don't look like Howdy
Doody!
UR:  Okay, Rob!  So tell me, why did you you relinquish control
of the League of Coater Flunkies?  Seems like an odd time to 
give up everything you'd built up? 
RB:  I didn't give it up!  Those other guys stole it from me!
UR:  What other guys?
RB:  Those...uh...George...and Steve...and some other guys!
UR:  Why?  How?  What for?
RB:  They were jealous!
UR:  Uh, let's skip over this part for now, Rob, and talk some
baseball...Which team, other than your own, was your 
favorite?
RB:  That's easy!  Toms Vikings!
UR:  Oh, our old friend Tom Owens' team!
RB:  Yeah...or as I liked to call it, my farm system!
UR:  How did that work out for you, Howdy...I mean, Rob?
RB:  Worked great, Roy!  I once traded Tom a guy headed for the nut
         house, one headed for the minors, and one on the verge of being
         cut, for a starting first baseman!
UR:  And you won a championship?
RB:  Uh...no.  And when I went back for seconds, they said "no"!
UR:  Who said no?
RB:  Those...uh...George...and Steve...and some other guys!
UR:  You know, Howdy, I've done some really crappy interviews, but
          this may be the worst!  I think I'm going to block you!
RB:  Hey, you can't fuckin' do that you...
UR:  And you're blocked!  I apologize to all you good folks out there.
         I turned down an interview with Jimmy Gearhart for this one.  I
         don't even have a good ol' homespun story to tell to bail myself 
         out!
James "Jimmy" Gearhart:  Hey, Uncle Ray, I heard you wanted to 
         interview me!
UR:  Not now, Jimmy!  Come back in the fall!
JG:  Yeah, but...
UR:  And yer blocked...at least for a few months!  And that's it for
         now, folksies!    

Tell 'em Uncle Ray Said It's True!