Commissioner Emeritus
Helen Mirren
Helen Mirren
"I'm With You In Spirit, Boys!"
Definitely NOT Your Tyler's Grandma!
Guess The Ballpark #18
Minor League Facility
Commissioner Emeritus
Helen Mirren
Off-Field Promotions
Helena Bonham Carter
On-Field Promotions
Eva Lovia
Baseball Rubber-upper
Billie Faiers
League Babysitter
Farrah Abraham
Scoreboard Operator
Jordan Carver
Social Media Star
Kim Kardashian
Roving Pitching Coach
Abigail "Queen of Curves" Ratchford
Media Consultant
Megyn Kelly
String Theory Resercher
Kate Upton
Communications Director
Milana Valytrub
Foul Ball Girl
Iga Wyrwal
The Black Widow's Humidor
Monica Lewinsky
Style Coordinator
Pam Grier
Benefits Administrator
Joanna Golabek
Great Moments In Baseball #1: Disco Demolition Night
Comiskey Park, Chicago, 1979, Tigers vs. White Sox
Tee-shirt Tester
Carmen Croft
Former Photonic BoSoxs Cheerleader
Now Working For Motown Molesters!
National Anthem Singer
Katy Perry
Great Moments In Baseball #2: Ten-cent Beer Night
Municipal Stadium, Cleveland, 1974, Rangers vs. Indians
Spiritual Advisor
Unknown Redhead
Fitness Instructor
Halle Berry
Manager, Hoosier Daddy Bobblehead Museum & Gift Shop, Muncie, Indiana
Stacy Ferguson
Highlight Show Hostess
Sarah Silverman
Great Moments In Baseball #3: New Bat Boy?
Morganna, The Kissing Bandit
Zippy Dog Spokesperson
Denise Milani
Fungo Calibrator
Deborah Shelton
2015 Draft Coordinator
Jenny McCarthy
Can You Explain This?
The Anti-Coco Crisp!
Nicole Coco Austin
Treasurer
Samantha Fox
Great Moments In Baseball #4: Mark "The Bird" Fidrych
Is He: (a) Polishing the rubber?, (b) Throwing up?, (c) Tending his ant farm?, or (d) All of the above?
Spiritual Consultant
Sister Mary Elephant
Hot Tub Attendant
Helen Flanigan
League Secretary
Desk Optional
Great Moments In Baseball #5: All-Star Game
Pete Rose Tries To Bet Ray Fosse His Career Is Ruined
Old People's Cheesecake:
HILLARY!
Great Moments In Baseball #6: Legends In Their Own Minds
Jose Canseco Tries To Use His Head For The First (and last) Time
Director of Italian Operations
Sophia Loren
Soccer
The "Safe" Sport!
Great Moments In Baseball #7: Baseball Fever: Catch It!
Racin' sausages...uh...
Foul Pole Technician
Jaime Pressly
My Introduction to America's Pastime!
Bugs Bunny
Great Moments In Baseball #8: Bill Buckner
Game 6, 1986 World Series
Australian Liason
From Down Under!
Harry Carey Sez:
"Got bobblehead?"
"Head" Trainer
Ashley Robbins...Granny Who?
Great Moments In Baseball #9: Baseball Fever: Douse It!
Al Smith, Chicago White Sox, Game 2, 1959 World Series, Comiskey Park.
Millennium Zips' New Hire
Batting Practice Pitcher
Great Moments In Baseball #10:
White Sox' Uniforms!
Steroids Investigator
Pamela Anderson
Chief of Umpires/Vampires
Elvira
Great Moments In Baseball #11: George Brett
Pine Tar Incident, July 24th, 1983, Yankee Stadium
Bobblehead Technician
Charlize Theron
Great Moments In Baseball #12: Interleague Play!
Mike, AJ...AJ, Mike!
Special Events Coordinator
Tina Louise
Great Moments In Baseball #13:
Toronto's Skydome Hotel
Head Groundskeeper
Adrienne Barbeau
Great Moments in Baseball #14:
Red Sox Fans!
Found While Googling "Baseball Errors"!
Eliza-Dushky
Great Moments in Baseball #15:
Baseball Fever: Catch It!
Official Ball Girl
Sofia Vergara
Great Moments in Baseball #16:
Billy Hatcher Bites the Big One!
Original Bat Girl
Yvonne Craig
Great Moments in Baseball #17:
It's Gotta Be a Cub!
Mexican League Commissioner
Salma Hayek
Uniform Inspector
Lana Wood
Great Moments in Baseball #18:
The Posters!
Infield Dirt Groomer
Kate Ford
Great Moments in Baseball #19
The Suspense!
Head of Security
Stella Stevens
Great Moments in Baseball #20
Steroid Abuse!
League of Coater Flunkies' Answer...
To The San Diego Chicken!
Great Moments in Baseball #21
Uh...Make Up Your Own Caption!
Head Cheerleader
Scarlett Johansson
Great Moments in Baseball #22
Gimme an "L"!
Corked Bat Analyst
KC Concepcion
Great Moments in Baseball #23
The Luscious Green Grass!
Mystery Cleavage
Hired, But Don't Know For What...Yet!
Great Moments in Baseball #24
Missed It By This Much!
Guess The Ballpark #16
Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium
Guess The Ballpark #14
Colt Stadium, Houston, TX
Guess The Ballpark #13
Cooley Law School Stadium, Lansing, MI
Guess The Ballpark #12
1 Winner! Bosse Field, Evansville, IN.